Funny SMS Kraze

The word "WOMAN" has "MAN" in it,
Mrs has Mr in it,
FEMALE has "MALE" in it,
She has "HE" in it,
MADAM has ADAM in it,
No wonder "MEN" always wanna be INSIDE WOMEN.
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A chinees couple have three sons,
When 1st son born, they named him HUE-CHING-CHONG,
When 2nd son born, they named him MUI-Zingh-Zhong,
But their third son is BLACK, they named him SOME-THING-IS-WRONG.
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WARNING: mobile phones causes radiation and it results in brain damage!
But you are safe.
It only effects people with brains!

How lucky you are, no brain no stress!
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A French in a hotel in NY, phoned room service for some pepper.
Attendant: Black pepper or white pepper?
French: Toilette pepper!
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From Mon to Sun,
From Jan To Dec,
From birth till my death,
my feelings for you have never changed. For me, you've always been...........
"A Headache"!
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God saw me hungry, he created pizza .
He saw me thirsty, he created pepsi .
He saw me in dark, he created light .
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.
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Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be
one heart that would always beat for you
You know Whose???
your Own Stupid!!!
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Did you ever walk into a room and and forget why you walked in? that's how dogs spend their lives.
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What is the thinnest book in the world?
"What Men Know About Women".
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Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A: Run like hell....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.
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What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant.
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Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering.
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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
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