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A Sincere Traffic Police Was Suspended From His Job.


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Why?

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B'coz He Charged D Ambulance 4 Over Speed.

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This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was asked to do it. Everybody was sure Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.

Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody’s job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn’t do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done.
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Forward this msg to 10 peoples
&
You will get nothing!!!

Its true.
Its working.

Even I didnt get anything!!!
Except a Lovely Smile on your Face.
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What is Depth of Friendship?
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Its when you Best Friend runs with your Lover,
And you Miss you Best Friend.
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A Smile costs less than Electricity.
But..
Gives more light !!
So Always Keep Smiling.. &
Prove that u are the Best TubeLight!!
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Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it whether it exists or not,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedy.
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A student wrote a letter to his father from Hostel:

Dear Dad!

No Mony, No Fun

Your Son.

His Father Replied:

Dear Son!

So Sad, Very Bad,

Your Dad!
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All people in this world

Be it Indians or Americans
Be it Canadian or Australian

Atleast once a day
Stand on single leg for

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Changing underwear!
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If you are going through Hell then?

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Then.
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Then
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Keep going..
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