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The word "WOMAN" has "MAN" in it,
Mrs has Mr in it,
FEMALE has "MALE" in it,
She has "HE" in it,
MADAM has ADAM in it,
No wonder "MEN" always wanna be INSIDE WOMEN.
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A chinees couple have three sons,
When 1st son born, they named him HUE-CHING-CHONG,
When 2nd son born, they named him MUI-Zingh-Zhong,
But their third son is BLACK, they named him SOME-THING-IS-WRONG.
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WARNING: mobile phones causes radiation and it results in brain damage!
But you are safe.
It only effects people with brains!

How lucky you are, no brain no stress!
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A French in a hotel in NY, phoned room service for some pepper.
Attendant: Black pepper or white pepper?
French: Toilette pepper!
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From Mon to Sun,
From Jan To Dec,
From birth till my death,
my feelings for you have never changed. For me, you've always been...........
"A Headache"!
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God saw me hungry, he created pizza .
He saw me thirsty, he created pepsi .
He saw me in dark, he created light .
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.
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Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be
one heart that would always beat for you
You know Whose???
your Own Stupid!!!
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Did you ever walk into a room and and forget why you walked in? that's how dogs spend their lives.
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What is the thinnest book in the world?
"What Men Know About Women".
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Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A: Run like hell....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.
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What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant.
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Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering.
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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
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A Sincere Traffic Police Was Suspended From His Job.


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Why?

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B'coz He Charged D Ambulance 4 Over Speed.

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This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was asked to do it. Everybody was sure Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.

Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody’s job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn’t do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done.
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Forward this msg to 10 peoples
&
You will get nothing!!!

Its true.
Its working.

Even I didnt get anything!!!
Except a Lovely Smile on your Face.
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What is Depth of Friendship?
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Its when you Best Friend runs with your Lover,
And you Miss you Best Friend.
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A Smile costs less than Electricity.
But..
Gives more light !!
So Always Keep Smiling.. &
Prove that u are the Best TubeLight!!
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Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it whether it exists or not,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedy.
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A student wrote a letter to his father from Hostel:

Dear Dad!

No Mony, No Fun

Your Son.

His Father Replied:

Dear Son!

So Sad, Very Bad,

Your Dad!
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All people in this world

Be it Indians or Americans
Be it Canadian or Australian

Atleast once a day
Stand on single leg for

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Changing underwear!
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If you are going through Hell then?

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Then.
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Keep going..
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