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IN ADVANCE HAPPY EID!!!!.


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This is a Eid wish, that’s being sent your way, Hoping this will bring you joy, and brighten up your day. Eid mubarak!


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EiD MuBaRak ToO YOu ANd YoUr FaMiLy…

MaY ThE WaRmTh AnD FeStIvItY Of ThE EiD SeAsOn FIll AuR WoRlD WiTh CoNtieNtMenT And PeAcE….
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Flowers have a charming way of showing one’s regard that’s why I have sent my greetings on this special card to wish you Eid happiness and blessed life too. Have a special Eid day!


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Wish you very Happy Eid ahead…May this EID bring lot ov happiness and joys in your life…

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May the Eid bring you every joy and may the coming days be filled with lasting Happiness. Eid Mubarak


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Thoughts of you will always be a special part of EID

Eid mubarak!


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I need you to know our friendship means a lot -
If you cry then I cry,
if you laugh then I laugh..
if you jump out the window
I look down then....I laugh again

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Funny Sms
Always draw a circle around the ones you love,
never draw a heart because hearts can be broken,
but circles are never ending.

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Without humor, life sucks
Without Love, Life seems hopeless.
But without a friend like you,
life is nearly impossible.

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CNN News.
Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama.
FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this

Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.

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This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog,
to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog,
for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ...
Now read without the word dog.

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Why were males created before females?
Because you always need a rough draft before the final copy

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Hey friend remember that without stupidity
there can be no wisdom and
without ugliness there can be no beauty.
so the world needs YOU after all!

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Girls are like phones,
we like to be held and talked too,
but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

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3 monkeys escaped from zoo!
Ist watching T.V. 2nd plays soccer n 3rd is...
Not u yaar ! 3rd is eating banana.y u r always think u r a monkey

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Today is Donald Duck's birthday .... :)
So wish him by sending this sms to every cartoon you know.
Just like I did by sending this sms to you...

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Medicines and friendship
cure our problems.
The only difference is that,
Friendship don't have an expiry date.

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Friendship is the rainbow between
2 hearts
sharing of 7 colors.
1.LOVE
2.SADNESS
3.HAPPINESS
4.TRUST
5.FAITH
6.SECRET
7.CARE
Take Care n Have a nice day:-)

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This iz crime story
5 frndz lived in a room
Namely
MAD
BRAIN
FOOL
NOBODY
SOMEBODY
1day SOMEBODY killed NOBODY.
At that time BRAIN was in bathroom,
MAD called police.
MAD:Is it police station?
Police:Yes,wht iz the matter?
MAD:SOMEBODY killed NOBODY.
Police:R u mad?
MAD:Yes,i"m MAD.
Police:Dnt u've BRAIN.
MAD:BRAIN iz in bathroom..
Police:U FOOL...
MAD:No,FOOL is reading this sMs

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Funny Sms Forum
Let me
draw ur
face!
Dont
MOVE!
Nearly
finished
OK
Done!
Wanna have
a look?
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Hey listen......
Two people were asking
Me about you,
I give them ur address
And cell no,
They will b visiting u soon,
Their names r joy n happiness.

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GALILEO:
great mind
EINSTEIN:
genius mind
NEWTON:
extraordinary mind
BILL GATES
brilliant mind
ME:
master mind
YOU:
oh!
never mind

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What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant,
Panic is when both are pregnant.

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Remembering my class mates, after few years,
My eyes were filled with tears,
Everyone now is busy a lot,
No one escaped destiny’s plot

Saw the girl, whom once i thought as my best frnd,
Oops! today she is somebody else’s girlfrnd,
After months remembered about her for a little while,
Heard she is happy,that made me smile.

Project reviews to campus interviews,
Nicknames to last bench games,
Cultural rehearsals to love proposals,
Short term crushes to class room blushes.

Everything is fresh in our mind,
Wish life could just rewind,
Let’s laugh, play & rejoice,
Once again become school/college guys.

Chatting & laughing. We all were in elation,
Till the painful moments of seperation,
When it was time to part,
We returned with a heavy heart.

Today life is full of commitments,
And too many worries,
But those cherished moments,
Will live forever in our memories!!!

How could I be so naive and silly?

How could I be so naive and silly?
To love You so much, so deeply
without thinking about the reality
I trusted You completely
& dedicated my whole self to You entirely
A little care shown by you
took me out of my blues
I thought You loved me too
the same way as I loved You!
But now today I know
no flower survives the heavy snow
How empty,unspoken words
could make you feel this love?
I am lost and lonely again
with an excruciating pain
looks like all my prayers have gone in vain
And now I’ve come to realize that
each day was a step towards losing you
I lost You before I even found You…

I CannOt StAy AwAy FrOm YoU !
I went to the moon, You ran to the stars,
What is the reason, we went so far…..

Now that all things are, said & done,
U called from the star & said, “Just for fun”.

If it was for fun, then tell me dear
What is the thing you & I fear??

What bout the days, months & years,
We lived together, without any fear,
What bout the days we laughed & cried,
You even forgot, we had a “Smile!!”

So I’ll like to end this small story,
With a wish from my heart;
I wish the moon & star get together,
And hope that,”We never fell Apart!!

Always remember that….
“I CannOt StAy AwAy FrOm YoU !”

WOMEN ARE COMPLEX CREATURES!!!

If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
If you don’t, you are not a man

If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
If you don’t, you are good for nothing

If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp
If you don’t, you are not understanding

If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring
If you don’t, she accuses you of double-crossing

Bengali SMS Jokes
If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
If you don’t, you are a dull boy

If you are jealous, she says it’s bad
If you don’t, she thinks you do not love her

If you attempt a romance, she says you didn’t respect her
If you don’t, she thinks you do not like her

If you are a minute late, she complains it’s hard to wait
If she is late, she says that’s a girl’s way

If you visit another woman, you’re not putting in “quality time”
If she is visited by another man, “oh it’s natural, we are girls”

If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold
If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage

If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics
If you do, she thinks it’s just one of men’s tactics for seduction

If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting
If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring

English Friendship SMS

If you talk, she wants you to listen
If you listen, she wants you to talk

In short:
So simple, yet so complex
So weak, yet so…
So confusing, yet…
So damning, yet….

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If Ur Not Expecting Anything In Life,
Then Ur Living The Real LIFE!!!!!

I lost You before I even found You….

How could I be so naive and silly?
To love You so much, so deeply
without thinking about the reality
I trusted You completely
& dedicated my whole self to You entirely
A little care shown by you
took me out of my blues
I thought You loved me too
the same way as I loved You!
But now today I know
no flower survives the heavy snow
How empty,unspoken words
could make you feel this love?
I am lost and lonely again
with an excruciating pain
looks like all my prayers have gone in vain
And now I’ve come to realize that
each day was a step towards losing you
I lost You before I even found You…


Vacancy 4 a True Friend

Hi
yep you’ve read it correct there is a vacency.
Vacancy 4 a True Friend and these are the requirement :
Eligibility: Loving & Caring,
Duty: To Luv,
Experience: Not required,
Salary: Never Ending Friendship,
Joining: ASAP,
Agreement : Lifetime

60 Things Every Girl Wants But Wont Ask For


1. Touch her waist.

2. Actually talk to her.

3. Share secrets with her.

4. Give her of your sweatshirts

5. Kiss her slowly –Are you remembering this?

6. Hug her.

7. Hold her.

8. Laugh with her.

9. Invite her somewhere.

10. Hangout with her and your friends together

11. Smile with her.

12. Take pictures with her

13. Pull her onto your lap.

14. When she says she loves you more, deny it. Fight back.

15. When her friends say i love her more than you, deny it.

16. Are you thinking of someone?

17. Always hug her and say hi whenever you see her.

18. Kiss her unexpectedly.

19. Hug her from behind around the waist.

20. Tell her she’s beautiful.

21. Tell her the way you feel about her.

22. Open doors for her, walk her to her car- it makes her feel protected, plus it never hurts to act like a gentleman.

23. Tell her she’s your everything - ONLY if you mean it.

24. If it seems like there is something wrong, ask her- if she denies something being wrong, it means SHE DOESN’T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT- so dont keep on asking her just hug her

25. Make her feel loved.

26. Kiss her in front of OTHER girls you know.

27. WE MIGHT DENY IT BUT WE ACTUALLY LIKE IT AND KINDA WANT YOU TO TICKLE US

28. DON’T lie to her! DON’T cheat on her

29. take her ANYWHERE she wants

30. Text messege or call her in the morning and tell her have a good day at work {or school}, and how much you MISS her

31. Be there for her whenever she needs you, & even when she doesn’t need you, just be there so she’ll know that she can ALWAYS count on you. –ARE YOU STILL READING THIS? YOU BETTER BECAUSE, IT’S IMPORTANT

32. Hold her close when she’s cold so she can hold YOU too.

33. When you are ALONE hold her close and kiss her.

34. Kiss her on the CHEEK; (it will give her the hint that you want to kiss her).

35. While in the movies, put your arm around her and then she will automatically put her head on your shoulder, then lean in and tilt her chin up and kiss her LIGHTLY.

36. Don’t EVER tell her to leave even jokingly or act like you’re mad. If shes upset, comfort her.

37. When she leaves, pull her back. –REMEMBER ALL THESE THINGS WHEN YOU ARE WITH HER NEXT

38. When people DISS her, stand up for her.

39. Look deep into her EYES and tell her you love her.

40. Lay down under the STARS and put her head on your chest so you can cuddle (i think this one is most romantic tip J )

41. When walking next to each other lightly touch her HAND and softly grab it.

42. When you hug her HOLD her in your arms as LONG as possible–MAKE SURE SHE KNOWS SHES LOVED

43. Call or text her EVERY night to wish her sweet dreams.

44. Take her for LONG walks at night.

45. ALWAYS remind her how much you love her

46. COMFORT her when she cries and wipe away her tears

47. Rub her back–feels good

48. Give her your coat if she’s cold-

49. Write letters on her back with your finger

50. Let her sit on your lap

51. DON’T poke her hard…but if you want to mess around just do it lightly.

52. HOLD her HAND in PUBLIC

53. Even if she looks BAD one day tell her she’s BEAUTIFUL

54. Keep conversations flowing…talk about anything usually they just go along with it.

55. If their hair is in their face move it out of her face and then kiss her passionately and gently.

56. Surprisingly sneek up on her and hug her from behind–loves it.

57. Kiss her in the rain.(this one is my favourite … somebody listening?? )

58. Pick her up like in The Notebook and kiss her

59. Slow dance with no music

60. Don’t ignore her or be nervous around her–everythings going to be okay