Funny SMS Kraze

* Quaid-e-Azam Paindabad
Hello,Hope enjoying the best of ur health and independence.Lets pray 4 our beloved Quaid Muhammad Ali Jinnah as he will be remember 4 years and years.Pakistan zindabad Quaid-e-Azam Paindabad:-)

English Friendship SMS

* Give me money...
Begger: sir plz give Rs.6 for coffeee?

Man: Coffee? It's Rs.3.

Begger: 1 for my girlfriennd ad 1 for me..

Man: Wow!!U too made GF?

Begger: No sir..Gf made me...4 (......)
* Kindly let me know is it singular or plural
Kindly let me know is it singular or plural

for this question Santa's son was slapped

by his Grammer teacher :



Why did the Grammer teacher slap Santa's Son?


B'coz he asked: Why is BRA Singular, when it covers 2 items

&

PANTIES Plural when it Covers one item?


* If Dhoni Weds Sania.
If Dhoni Weds Sania.

What Would Their First Child Be Named
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Dhania.


* Sum1 Kills AMIR’S GF
Sum1 Kills AMIR’S GF

& He Loses His Memory.

Thn He Tries To Findout D Killer.

Suspense:AMIR Himself Is D Killer.

Now Enjoy Watchng GHAJINI
* women for mathemeticians
1. To find a woman you need Time and Money.
Therefore
Woman = Time * Money

2. "Time is Money"
So
Time = Money

3.Therefore
Woman = Money * Money

4. "Money is the root of all problem"
Money = Sqrt(Problem)

5. Therefore
Woman = Problem.

Santa Banta Jokes

* Democratic difference b/w USA & PAKISTAN
Democratic difference b/w USA & PAKISTAN

In USA U can kiss in a public place but can't susu.

In Pakistan U can susu in a public place but can't kiss:-)